Ok, so i've read up thoroughly on the "plight of the redheads," and even though we're probably not going extinct, it is possible that we could get rarer, and you know what that means! Everyone begin your redhead colonies and keep the beauties alive ;)
I'm so excited about the prospect of having a valid reason to start a colony, that I might just start hiring people right away. Contact me if you have red hair and you're beautiful. We can go ban the rest of the cigar bars in Boston that have defiantly decided to stay open and tell people to stop filling their lungs with tar so that they can live long enough to see my colony that takes over the world. Also, because we're from mutated genes, we can convince the government that we're aliens and we'll blow up the universe if they don't surrender to our priestess, which would be me, of course.
In other news, my wonderful loving boyfriend Christian has left for the week to visit family, so now, unemployed and temporarily out of the snuggly warmth of my real life teddy bear, i'll wander around the city finding new coffee shops and watching way too much "what not to wear." .... Until I get fed up with having no food in the apartment and go home to mom and dad.
Who says you can't still live like a college student when you're in your 20s?
Stay warm out there all of you hardy notherners.. .. it's gonna be a coldddd week.
About Me
- Ginger
- Boston, Massachusetts, United States
- We've been burned alive, stereotyped, and excommunicated, and that's why this blog is dedicated to the most underrated recessive gene of the century. In this blog, I will be featuring a tickling mixture of historical fact, fiction, and contemporary ideas and ideals concerning my fellow fair-skinned and florid friends. Enjoy!
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ReplyDeleteYou gingers think your all so "amazing" and spectactular but in all honesty your nothing but a carrrot head other than your all the same as everyones else on this planet. so do us all a favour and just become extinct already, and then you can stop waisting your time writing pointless blogs like this one (:
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